"If we want to make our store look bigger, why aren't we hiring smaller employees?"
"I can't play ball with you right now. I'm closed for flea inventory."
"I'm aware that we have inventory software but my way is easier."
These are the men who broke the business world mould. In fact they usually broke it several times, creating new…
" I'm not selling lemonade. I'm selling the lemonade experience."
V "Eternity has no calendars, no days, no weeks, no years...but still I have trouble managing my time!"
"I can't think of anything interesting to talk about. I'm so boring! She must hate me." "A man who…
"I think we can charge more if we calculate our billable hours in dog years."
"Gosh, I've been so busy lately I didn't even notice that I gave birth last week!"
"I am NOT sexist! I hired cheerleaders because they cost less than a motivational speaker."
"Someone turned lemons into lemonade without a food and beverage permit. Call our lawyer!"
"I'm very busy. Say what's on your mind but only use every other word."
"All day long, I have to be polite to my boss, coworkers and customers. If you really love me,…
"My heart is twittering, my stomach feels bloggish, and I make a googling sound when I breath!" "Stay off the Internet…
"Sick and tired of all the drug commercials on TV? At last there's a pill to relieve that sick and…
Some weeks ago I had an email asking if I would share an infographic on this blog. To be honest…
"If you really want to hurt somebody. sting them with criticism!"
"I used to make fun of people who shop at Walmart, until the day I realized I was mocking…
"Take a few capsules each morning before you weigh yourself. They're filled with helium."