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"The secret to a successful meeting is to only allow the people who absolutely need to be there. We'll see…
"We can't think about bankruptcy until we've explored all of our options. Do you still have that e-mail from the…
"It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I'll stay home for $50,000!"
One of the great ways to develop your staff is to have a learning portal, or learning academy site. A…
"If diversity matters, my skin is brown, red, yellow, blue, green, purple, orange, and pink. I have a lot of…
"To get what you want, first create a list of compelling and meaningful goals. Next, draft a dynamic plan of…
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"I've learned a lot during my years in management, but this is all I remember."
"I want you to find a bold and innovative way to do everything exactly the same way it's been…
"We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people. You may be overqualified."
"90% of the things we worry about never actually happen. So I'd like everyone to do a lot more…
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"You call it 'lying'. I call it 'perfecting the truth'!"
"Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a…
"This problem requires immediate action. Hire another scapegoat!"
"The trouble is, nobody around here wants to take responsibility for anything - but don't quote me!"
"I'd like to start out as CEO, then settle into a lower position after my student loans are paid…