"The computers are fine. I need you to defrag the leadership team!"
"Any other people skills, besides 400 Facebook friends?"
"Yes, I have leadership experience. Last week I organized a street protest against your company."
"If you know how to beg, we may have a position for you in Accounts Receivable."
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"Explain to me again why a corporation can't have nuclear weapons."
"I appreciate the effort, but need you to be more flexible."
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"I'm pleased with the results of your drug test. We found traces of greed, ambition and tenacity in your urine."
"Larry, do you remember where we buried our hidden agenda?"
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"I'm concerned about the amount of profanity I'm hearing around the office. Words like 'no', 'can't, and 'never'!"
"Your company has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces."
"When you say 'ethical' do you mean marginally ethical, semi-ethical, or appearing to be ethical?"
"It doesn't look like an ordinary case of backstabbing. It must have come from someone in upper management."
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