"I have a photographic memory but cant figure out how to download the pictures to my computer!"
Written by Thomas H Gray, this book aims to give tools and techniques for smaller business owners. Book Structure: Motivation…
"If you want a better answer, ask a better question!"
dd "I don't know if it's burnout, but I set off the smoke alarm six times today!"
"After all our online chats I'm happy to finally meet you in person"
"I'm afraid I have to let you go. You tested positive for decaf."
Watching a piece on the news this morning, was a piece that claimed social media was in fact anti social. This…
"It works out pretty well tax wise. I write off the whole block as my home office."
"I won the door prize at the motivational seminar. It's a kick in the pants!"
"I'd like to apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone."
"If you're calling to criticize something I did, press 1. If you are calling to criticize something I said,…
"The 99% hate the 1%, the 80% hate the 20%, the 60% hate the 40% and the 55% hate…
"It's not easy to swallow your pride. Try hiding it in a piece of cheese."
"How much money would I need to go back to kindergarten and start my life over?"
"For fast relief from stress, depression and anxiety, four out of five doctors recommend money!"
"My life has gotten much better sine I started writing my own horoscopes!"
z "We're supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a da. Do tantrums count?"
When it comes to finding the best solutions, two heads are often better than one. Contractors can achieve much more…
"A Nigerian prince wants to invest ten million dollars in my company!"