"The rest of us would appreciate it if you would leave the thermostat alone." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #248

""Someone in accounting lost a decimal point. You can remove one from my paycheck to replace it,"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #247

"We got married because people don't give you gifts for breaking up." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #246

 "If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren't we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to bury themselves in credit card debt?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon 245

 "Overnight delivery is $25. Two-day is $15. Standard is $10. Never is only $5." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #244

"I don't have any experience counting inventory, but I'm pretty good at guessing how many jellybeans are in a jar." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #243

 "I want our online store to feel as familiar a our brick and mortar stores. Give the shopping cart a wobbly wheel." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #242

8 "Low prices, high quality, customer satisfaction ... nobody's falling for that old trick anymore!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #241

 "If we want to make our store look bigger, why aren't we hiring smaller employees?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #240

 "I can't play ball with you right now. I'm closed for flea inventory." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #239

 "I'm aware that we have inventory software but my way is easier." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #238

 " I'm not selling lemonade. I'm selling the lemonade experience." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #237

V "Eternity has no calendars, no days, no weeks, no years...but still I have trouble managing my time!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #236

 "I can't think of anything interesting to talk about. I'm so boring! She must hate me." "A man who actually listens to me! I think I'm in love!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #235

 "I think we can charge more if we calculate our billable hours in dog years." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon 234

 "Gosh, I've been so busy lately I didn't even notice that I gave birth last week!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #233

  "I am NOT sexist! I hired cheerleaders because they cost less than a motivational speaker." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #232

 "Someone turned lemons into lemonade without a food and beverage permit. Call our lawyer!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #231

 "I'm very busy. Say what's on your mind but only use every other word." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #230