"I'd like you to do a presentation on business ethics. If you don't have time to prepare something, just steal it off the Internet." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #149

 "Remember when I walked past your desk this morning and I didn't fire you? In today's economy, that counts as a raise and promotion." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #148

  "I'm concerned about the amount of profanity I'm hearing around the office. Words like 'no', 'can't, and 'never'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #147

"Your company has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #146

 "When you say 'ethical' do you mean marginally ethical, semi-ethical, or appearing to be ethical?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #145

 "It doesn't look like an ordinary case of backstabbing. It must have come from someone in upper management." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #144

 "I'm inviting you to my seminar on Improving Your Communication Skills. If you'd like to attend, grunt one for yes or twice for no." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #143

"Are you mirroring me to help you establish instant rapport?""Are you mirroring me to help you establish instant rapport?"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #142

 "You show great leadership potential. Whenever a fire truck drives by, the whole office starts howling." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #141

 "Leadership experience? I have 13 people following me on Twitter!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #140

 "If I walk past your desk without stopping to criticize your work, that counts as a compliment." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #139

"I would like you to be more self-reliant, show more initiative, and take greater personal responsibility -but check with me first!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #138

 "Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #137

"It has come to my attention that the building is on fire. Let's bring in a consultant next week and see what sort of action he recommends." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #136

 "I only hire incompetent idiots. I like being the smartest guy around here." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #135

       "We've found a role in the company for your special talent. We're promoting you to C.E.O...Chief Excuses Officer."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #134

 "Of course I will stand behind you. I can't kick your butt if I'm standing in front of you." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #133

 "I'm cutting back your hours from 80 a week to 40. You get every other minute off." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #132

 "I knew it was time to simplify our organization when we started creating acronyms for our acronyms." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #131

 "If we learn from our mistakes, shouldn't I try to make as many mistakes as possible?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #130