"Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they've been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

"My boss really screwed up today. He accidentally made me feel valued and respected."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #52

 "We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #51

 "This phone has a special voice filter. It makes you sound honest when you discuss business, sincere when you apologize and terminal when you call in sick." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #50

 "I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager, National Sales Manager, Vice Senior Sales Manager, Executive Vice Senior Sales Manager, Associate International Sales Manager, Assistant Associate Sales Manger and Junior Associate Sale Manager. Now all we need is something to sell." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #49

"I don't know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #48

"I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke hear for your transplant."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #47

 "I didn't know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #46

"Our office coffee machine makes 50 different flavours. That counts as workplace diversity, doesn't it?"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #45

 "It takes about 15 cups of coffee to make me feel creative. Thinking outside of the box is easy after you start to hallucinate." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #44

 "I love reading. I read about 3 hours a day. My favourite book is Facebook." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #43

 "Larry accidentally drank some decaf! Does anyone know how to use a defibrillator?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #42

 "If an invoice is due in 30 days we pay it in 60 days.  If it's due in 60 days, we pay it in 90 days. If it's due in 90 days, then they probably don't need the money anyway." This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #41

 > "In lieu of a bonus, I will LIKE and SHARE everything you put on Facebook for the next 30 days."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #40

 > "Our sales this quarter don't add up to a hill of beans, which is just as well since beans cause gas and that would open us up to a whole new series of environmental regulations."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #39

 > "If at first you don't succeed - cry. It will make everyone feel awkward and they will be really nice to you for the rest of the day."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #38

 > "You're telling me I'm not allowed to vote just because I'm a dog? I demand equal rights!"This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #37

 > "Nobody can accuse us of lying. The chart is lying."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #36

 > "Dear Andy - How are you? Your mother and I are fine. We both miss you and hope you are doing well. We look forward to seeing you again the next time your computer crashes and you come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Mom and Dad."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #35

"I want you to meet the client, show him our catalogue, make your sales presentation, let him test the demon, then close the sale, arrange for shipping, and process the invoice.""I already did all that with my phone while you were talking." >This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #34