"Office Maintenance, could you send someone up to the 9th floor to adjust my attitude and install more patience?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #65

 "How long have I been working here? Since I heard you walking towards my desk!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #64

"On the bottom of my resume you'll find a coupon for 50 cents off my first paycheck."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #63

"My topic is 'How To Give A Presentation Without Losing Your Audience's Attention'. The End. Thank you for coming."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #62

"I'd like to go into politics when I grow up. When are we going to learn some fuzzy math?"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #61

"Our substitute teacher is an app!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #60

"All the charm and majesty of a tropical rainforest. That sounds better than saying the roof leaks!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

"There's even an app that gives you a foot massage! Just set your ringer to 'vibrate' and stick it in your sock."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #58

"Cancel all staff meetings for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to talk about anything but Honey Boo Boo!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #57

"To leave a message, press 1. To verify that you pressed 1, press 2. To verify you pressed 2, press 3. If you don't want to press 3, press 4. To verify you pressed 4, press 3..."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #56

"If you're going to yell at me, press 1. If you're going to ask me a lot of stupid questions, press 2. If you're going to talk forever without getting to the point, press 3."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

 "They gave you 17 sesame seeds on your bun and I only got 16!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

"Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they've been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

"My boss really screwed up today. He accidentally made me feel valued and respected."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #52

 "We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #51

 "This phone has a special voice filter. It makes you sound honest when you discuss business, sincere when you apologize and terminal when you call in sick." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #50

 "I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager, National Sales Manager, Vice Senior Sales Manager, Executive Vice Senior Sales Manager, Associate International Sales Manager, Assistant Associate Sales Manger and Junior Associate Sale Manager. Now all we need is something to sell." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #49

"I don't know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #48

"I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke hear for your transplant."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #47

 "I didn't know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #46