"All the charm and majesty of a tropical rainforest. That sounds better than saying the roof leaks!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

"There's even an app that gives you a foot massage! Just set your ringer to 'vibrate' and stick it in your sock."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #58

"Cancel all staff meetings for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to talk about anything but Honey Boo Boo!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #57

"To leave a message, press 1. To verify that you pressed 1, press 2. To verify you pressed 2, press 3. If you don't want to press 3, press 4. To verify you pressed 4, press 3..."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #56

"If you're going to yell at me, press 1. If you're going to ask me a lot of stupid questions, press 2. If you're going to talk forever without getting to the point, press 3."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

 "They gave you 17 sesame seeds on your bun and I only got 16!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

"Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they've been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

"My boss really screwed up today. He accidentally made me feel valued and respected."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #52

 "We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #51

 "This phone has a special voice filter. It makes you sound honest when you discuss business, sincere when you apologize and terminal when you call in sick." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #50

 "I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager, National Sales Manager, Vice Senior Sales Manager, Executive Vice Senior Sales Manager, Associate International Sales Manager, Assistant Associate Sales Manger and Junior Associate Sale Manager. Now all we need is something to sell." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #49

"I don't know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #48

"I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke hear for your transplant."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #47

 "I didn't know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #46

"Our office coffee machine makes 50 different flavours. That counts as workplace diversity, doesn't it?"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #45

 "It takes about 15 cups of coffee to make me feel creative. Thinking outside of the box is easy after you start to hallucinate." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #44

 "I love reading. I read about 3 hours a day. My favourite book is Facebook." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #43

 "Larry accidentally drank some decaf! Does anyone know how to use a defibrillator?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #42

 "If an invoice is due in 30 days we pay it in 60 days.  If it's due in 60 days, we pay it in 90 days. If it's due in 90 days, then they probably don't need the money anyway." This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #41

 > "In lieu of a bonus, I will LIKE and SHARE everything you put on Facebook for the next 30 days."This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below! … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #40