"Take a few capsules each morning before you weigh yourself. They're filled with helium." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #223

"Time management is a myth. If I had any control over time, I'd still be sixteen years old and weigh 90 pounds!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #222

 "If we provide great customer service, people will pester us with a bunch of stupid questions. Do we really want that?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #221

"Hair stylist, makeup artist, body double, stunt coordinator, best boy, gaffer, dolly grip... Will this be your first video conference?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #220

 "I never knew it was so easy to get rich. Just type 'money' into your GPS!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #219

"I have 473 dead mice saved for my retirement but they're not earing any interest buried under the porch." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #218

"At Survival Camp, I learned how to make an iPod from mud and twigs!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #217

"There are aphids on the plants in the reception area. As long as they're on company property and doing their job, we're required to pay them." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #216

"I invented fire, but now everyone is using it for free. In hindsight maybe my first intervention should have been intellectual law." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #215

"Tonight's program is sponsored by pills. Red pills, blue pills, green pills purple pills! Pills, pills, and more pills! Ask your doctor if pills are right for you!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #214

 "Your operating system was installed on April 25th,which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you're bound to have conflicts." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #213

 "We rarely back up our data. We prefer to keep a permanent record of everything that goes wrong around here." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #212

 "E-mail, voice mail, text messages, contacts, appointments, reminders, social media, news, sports, weather, banking...that's a lot of responsibility for such a little guy!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #210

"I found the problem. We earn money 5 days a week, but we spend money 7 days a week." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #209

"I found the problem. We earn money 5 days a week, but we spend money 7 days a week." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #206

"I don't approve of low-carb, fat-free organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #204

"I finished my book. How do I download more stories?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #203

 "Today's students aren't reading the classics anymore. I'm rewriting War and Peace in 140 characters or less."   … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #202

 "If I work hard, I'll get good grades. If I get good grades, I'll go to a top college. If I go to a top college, I'll get a great job. If I get a great job, I'll make a lot of money. If I make a lot of money, everyone will hate me. That's why I didn't do my homework." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #201