"The secret to a successful meeting is to only allow the people who absolutely need to be there. We'll see you at 10:30 in the broom closet." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #193

"We can't think about bankruptcy until we've explored all of our options. Do you still have that e-mail from the Nigerian prince?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #192

 "My advice? Outsource your life to someone else!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #191

"It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I'll stay home for $50,000!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #190

"If diversity matters, my skin is brown, red, yellow, blue, green, purple, orange, and pink. I have a lot of tattoos." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #189

"To get what you want, first create a list of compelling and meaningful goals. Next, draft a dynamic plan of action, then follow through with consistent maximum effort. If that doesn't work, just cry and point." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #188

"We found someone overseas who can drink coffee and talk about sports all day for a fraction of what we're paying you." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #187

 "I've learned a lot during my years in management, but this is all I remember." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #186

 "I want you to find a bold and innovative way to do everything exactly the same way it's been done for 25 years!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #185

 "We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people. You may be overqualified." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #184

 "90% of the things we worry about never actually happen. So I'd like everyone to do a lot more worrying!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #183

 "But how do we motivate them to attend the motivation seminar?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #182

 "You call it 'lying'. I call it 'perfecting the truth'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #181

 "Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #180

 "This problem requires immediate action. Hire another scapegoat!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #179

 "The trouble is, nobody around here wants to take responsibility for anything - but don't quote me!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #178

 "I'd like to start out as CEO, then settle into a lower position after my student loans are paid off." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #177

 "Sometimes it's smooth sailing, sometimes it gets rough and stormy and sometimes you sink to the bottom with your crew. That's why it's called leadership." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #176

 "Pardon me - when I suck the enthusiasm out of a new employee too quickly, I get gas!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #175

 Think Different. But not different from me. … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #174