"I have plenty of management experience. I spent 18 years telling my parents what to do." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #173

 "Either lead, follow or get out of the way - but never try to do all three at the same time!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #172

 "I need to know - is it better to lead from the front like a duck or lead from behind like a sheepdog?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #171

 "You said I lack critical leadership skills, but I'm being as critical as I can!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #170

 "To be an effective team leader, you need patience, strength, insight, tenacity and courage. If that doesn't work, bribe them with doughnuts." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #169

 "What do we make where I work? We make excuses." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #168

 "Nobody can accuse us of lying. The chart is lying." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #167

 "Don't think of me as a 54 year old job applicant. Think of it as getting two 27 year olds for the price of one!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #166

"I own a universal TV remote, so technically I can call myself a 'multimedia systems coordinator.'"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #165

 "If you wait long enough, difficult people either quit, retire or die. That's my management style." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #164

 "I pruned a tree once, so technically I'm allowed to put 'branch manager' on my resume." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #163

 "Your opinion is very important to me. So maybe you should save it for a special occasion." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #162

       "If I flee the country to avoid paying taxes, can I write off the miles as business travel?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #161

 We´re looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old, the experience of a 40-year old, the drive of a 30-year old and the pay scale of a 20-year old."     … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #160

"Stop whining - Vice President of Post-It Communications is a very important job!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #159

"Any other people skills, besides 400 Facebook friends?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #157

 "Yes, I have leadership experience. Last week I organized a street protest against your company." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #156

 "If you know how to beg, we may have a position for you in Accounts Receivable." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #155

 "Explain to me again why a corporation can't have nuclear weapons." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #154