"Before we begin our Time Management Seminar, did everyone get one of these 36-hour wrist watches?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #121
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120
"I'm sending you to a seminar to help you work harder and be more productive." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119
"To conform to government safety regulations, no one may climb the ladder of success without wearing a harness and special non-slip shoes." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118
"Suspending your keyboard from the ceiling forces you to sit up straight, thus reducing fatigue." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #117
"How's my managing? Call 800-555-BOSS." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #117
Why not to trust an "independent" business adviser or mentor
Is a universal or multi tool as good at performing as individual specialist tools? Convenient yes, a long term solution... no It is true that no man is an island. When starting out in business as well as running and growing your business, quite simply you cannot do it on your own. You need trusted business advisers. But there is a problem. No one is truly "independent" no matter what their beliefs of education. Once a banker... always a banker Some years ago when I was working as a specialist … [Read more...] about Why not to trust an "independent" business adviser or mentor
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116
"If at first you don't succeed, shift the blame, change the rules, redirect the focus of your critics, spin the media, redefine success, and there won't be any need to try, try again!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115
"I'm disappointed in your job performance. It's been ages since you've brought me an innovative idea to ignore." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114
"I haven't read your proposal yet, but I already have some great ideas on how to improve it!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113
"This is a major project of utmost importance, but it has no budget, no guidelines, no support staff, and it's due in 15 minutes. At last, here's your chance to really impress everyone!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112
"Your bad attitude was starting to affect the others. That's much better." mm … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111
"As CEO, I try to set an example for everyone else in the company. That's why you never hear me complaining about the size of my paycheck!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110
"We've got to draw the line on unethical behaviour. But draw it in pencil." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109
"The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108
"Your resume is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107
"I'm fluent in several languages - I speak schmooze, spin, evasion, bull, and plain ol' common sense!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106
"I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. Not from the war, from my last job interview." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105
"I never promised you a company car. I promised you a set of wheels." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #104
"Can you recommend a GPS device to help me avoid the dead-end streets and locate the shortcuts on the Road to Success?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #104
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #103
"I know your company has a vigorous green agenda and strict environmental policy, so I'd like to point out that I am 100% biodegradable." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #103
