"I found the problem. We earn money 5 days a week, but we spend money 7 days a week." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #206

"I don't approve of low-carb, fat-free organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #204

"I finished my book. How do I download more stories?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #203

 "Today's students aren't reading the classics anymore. I'm rewriting War and Peace in 140 characters or less."   … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #202

 "If I work hard, I'll get good grades. If I get good grades, I'll go to a top college. If I go to a top college, I'll get a great job. If I get a great job, I'll make a lot of money. If I make a lot of money, everyone will hate me. That's why I didn't do my homework." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #201

 "Today I ate two bowls of dog food, a sandwich crust, some spaghetti that fell on the floor, half of your cat food, a wet teabag, three bugs and the inside of a sneaker. How many grams of fat is that?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #200

"Our  new coffee maker uses individual flavour cups. This one tastes like greed and ambition!"   … [Read more...] about RapidBi Daily Business Cartoon #199

 "Our local newspaper is moving to the internet. You must be very happy about that.""What's a newspaper?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #198

 "You're a vegetarian, I like rawhide bones. You like to drink with friends, I like to drink from the toilet. You like to chase women, I like to chase squirrels. Maybe we're not meant to be best friends." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #197

"There's nothing about me on Google or Wikipedia, so I must not exist. If I don't exist, then I don't need to do my homework!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #196

"Gravity has lowered my chest, my stomach and my butt. Why hasn't it lowered my cholesterol?!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #195

Business advice from someone who's still young enough to think anything is possible $25 … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #194

"The secret to a successful meeting is to only allow the people who absolutely need to be there. We'll see you at 10:30 in the broom closet." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #193

"We can't think about bankruptcy until we've explored all of our options. Do you still have that e-mail from the Nigerian prince?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #192

 "My advice? Outsource your life to someone else!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #191

"It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I'll stay home for $50,000!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #190

"If diversity matters, my skin is brown, red, yellow, blue, green, purple, orange, and pink. I have a lot of tattoos." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #189

"To get what you want, first create a list of compelling and meaningful goals. Next, draft a dynamic plan of action, then follow through with consistent maximum effort. If that doesn't work, just cry and point." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #188

"We found someone overseas who can drink coffee and talk about sports all day for a fraction of what we're paying you." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #187