"I've learned a lot during my years in management, but this is all I remember." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #186

 "I want you to find a bold and innovative way to do everything exactly the same way it's been done for 25 years!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #185

 "We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people. You may be overqualified." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #184

 "90% of the things we worry about never actually happen. So I'd like everyone to do a lot more worrying!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #183

 "But how do we motivate them to attend the motivation seminar?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #182

 "You call it 'lying'. I call it 'perfecting the truth'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #181

 "Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #180

 "This problem requires immediate action. Hire another scapegoat!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #179

 "The trouble is, nobody around here wants to take responsibility for anything - but don't quote me!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #178

 "I'd like to start out as CEO, then settle into a lower position after my student loans are paid off." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #177

 "Sometimes it's smooth sailing, sometimes it gets rough and stormy and sometimes you sink to the bottom with your crew. That's why it's called leadership." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #176

 "Pardon me - when I suck the enthusiasm out of a new employee too quickly, I get gas!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #175

 Think Different. But not different from me. … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #174

 "I have plenty of management experience. I spent 18 years telling my parents what to do." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #173

 "Either lead, follow or get out of the way - but never try to do all three at the same time!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #172

 "I need to know - is it better to lead from the front like a duck or lead from behind like a sheepdog?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #171

 "You said I lack critical leadership skills, but I'm being as critical as I can!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #170

 "To be an effective team leader, you need patience, strength, insight, tenacity and courage. If that doesn't work, bribe them with doughnuts." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #169

 "What do we make where I work? We make excuses." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #168

 "Nobody can accuse us of lying. The chart is lying." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #167