"Don't think of me as a 54 year old job applicant. Think of it as getting two 27 year olds for the price of one!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #166

"I own a universal TV remote, so technically I can call myself a 'multimedia systems coordinator.'"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #165

 "If you wait long enough, difficult people either quit, retire or die. That's my management style." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #164

 "I pruned a tree once, so technically I'm allowed to put 'branch manager' on my resume." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #163

 "Your opinion is very important to me. So maybe you should save it for a special occasion." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #162

       "If I flee the country to avoid paying taxes, can I write off the miles as business travel?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #161

 We´re looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old, the experience of a 40-year old, the drive of a 30-year old and the pay scale of a 20-year old."     … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #160

"Stop whining - Vice President of Post-It Communications is a very important job!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #159

"Any other people skills, besides 400 Facebook friends?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #157

 "Yes, I have leadership experience. Last week I organized a street protest against your company." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #156

 "If you know how to beg, we may have a position for you in Accounts Receivable." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #155

 "Explain to me again why a corporation can't have nuclear weapons." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #154

 "I appreciate the effort, but need you to be more flexible." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #153

"I'm pleased with the results of your drug test. We found traces of greed, ambition and tenacity in your urine." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #152

 "Larry, do you remember where we buried our hidden agenda?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #151

 "Some of you may have noticed that I recently switched my necktie from a classic Windsor knot to the stylish Pratt/Shelby. This is just one of the many exciting changes I have planned for the company." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #150

  "I'd like you to do a presentation on business ethics. If you don't have time to prepare something, just steal it off the Internet." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #149

 "Remember when I walked past your desk this morning and I didn't fire you? In today's economy, that counts as a raise and promotion." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #148

  "I'm concerned about the amount of profanity I'm hearing around the office. Words like 'no', 'can't, and 'never'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #147