We´re looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old, the experience of a 40-year old, the drive of a 30-year old and the pay scale of a 20-year old."     … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #160

"Stop whining - Vice President of Post-It Communications is a very important job!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #159

"Any other people skills, besides 400 Facebook friends?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #157

 "Yes, I have leadership experience. Last week I organized a street protest against your company." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #156

 "If you know how to beg, we may have a position for you in Accounts Receivable." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #155

 "Explain to me again why a corporation can't have nuclear weapons." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #154

 "I appreciate the effort, but need you to be more flexible." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #153

"I'm pleased with the results of your drug test. We found traces of greed, ambition and tenacity in your urine." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #152

 "Larry, do you remember where we buried our hidden agenda?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #151

 "Some of you may have noticed that I recently switched my necktie from a classic Windsor knot to the stylish Pratt/Shelby. This is just one of the many exciting changes I have planned for the company." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #150

  "I'd like you to do a presentation on business ethics. If you don't have time to prepare something, just steal it off the Internet." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #149

 "Remember when I walked past your desk this morning and I didn't fire you? In today's economy, that counts as a raise and promotion." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #148

  "I'm concerned about the amount of profanity I'm hearing around the office. Words like 'no', 'can't, and 'never'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #147

"Your company has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #146

 "When you say 'ethical' do you mean marginally ethical, semi-ethical, or appearing to be ethical?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #145

 "It doesn't look like an ordinary case of backstabbing. It must have come from someone in upper management." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #144

 "I'm inviting you to my seminar on Improving Your Communication Skills. If you'd like to attend, grunt one for yes or twice for no." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #143

"Are you mirroring me to help you establish instant rapport?""Are you mirroring me to help you establish instant rapport?"  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #142

 "You show great leadership potential. Whenever a fire truck drives by, the whole office starts howling." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #141

 "Leadership experience? I have 13 people following me on Twitter!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #140