"If I walk past your desk without stopping to criticize your work, that counts as a compliment." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #139

"I would like you to be more self-reliant, show more initiative, and take greater personal responsibility -but check with me first!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #138

 "Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #137

"It has come to my attention that the building is on fire. Let's bring in a consultant next week and see what sort of action he recommends." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #136

 "I only hire incompetent idiots. I like being the smartest guy around here." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #135

       "We've found a role in the company for your special talent. We're promoting you to C.E.O...Chief Excuses Officer."  … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #134

 "Of course I will stand behind you. I can't kick your butt if I'm standing in front of you." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #133

 "I'm cutting back your hours from 80 a week to 40. You get every other minute off." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #132

 "I knew it was time to simplify our organization when we started creating acronyms for our acronyms." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #131

 "If we learn from our mistakes, shouldn't I try to make as many mistakes as possible?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #130

 "There's always room for improvement. It's a small room with no windows and no distractions. We already moved your things." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #128

 "Welcome to the Ego Repair Hotline! Press 1 for 'Hey, you look great today!' Press 2 for 'How did you get to be so smart?' Press 3 for 'I wish I was more like you!'" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #127