"You call it 'lying'. I call it 'perfecting the truth'!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #181
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #180
"Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #180
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #179
"This problem requires immediate action. Hire another scapegoat!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #179
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #178
"The trouble is, nobody around here wants to take responsibility for anything - but don't quote me!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #178
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #177
"I'd like to start out as CEO, then settle into a lower position after my student loans are paid off." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #177
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #176
"Sometimes it's smooth sailing, sometimes it gets rough and stormy and sometimes you sink to the bottom with your crew. That's why it's called leadership." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #176
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #175
"Pardon me - when I suck the enthusiasm out of a new employee too quickly, I get gas!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #175
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #174
Think Different. But not different from me. … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #174
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #173
"I have plenty of management experience. I spent 18 years telling my parents what to do." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #173
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #172
"Either lead, follow or get out of the way - but never try to do all three at the same time!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #172
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #171
"I need to know - is it better to lead from the front like a duck or lead from behind like a sheepdog?" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #171
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #170
"You said I lack critical leadership skills, but I'm being as critical as I can!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #170
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #169
"To be an effective team leader, you need patience, strength, insight, tenacity and courage. If that doesn't work, bribe them with doughnuts." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #169
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #168
"What do we make where I work? We make excuses." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #168
Training – the sustainable & cost effective enabling element for business success
Did you know…facts about training?The cost of training is expensive – but the cost of gaining a new customer is a lot more! A 2% increase in customer retention has the same effect as decreasing costs by 10% – Leading on the Edge of Chaos, Emmet Murphy & Mark Murphy A customer is 4 times more likely to defect to a competitor if the problem is service-related than price- or product-related – Bain & Company. The probability of selling to an existing customer is 60 – 70%. The … [Read more...] about Training – the sustainable & cost effective enabling element for business success
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #167
"Nobody can accuse us of lying. The chart is lying." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #167
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #166
"Don't think of me as a 54 year old job applicant. Think of it as getting two 27 year olds for the price of one!" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #166
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #165
"I own a universal TV remote, so technically I can call myself a 'multimedia systems coordinator.'" … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #165
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #164
"If you wait long enough, difficult people either quit, retire or die. That's my management style." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #164
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #163
"I pruned a tree once, so technically I'm allowed to put 'branch manager' on my resume." … [Read more...] about RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #163
